I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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