im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
