found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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