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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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