Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I forget how to act sober
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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