just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Randomize
