Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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