I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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