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i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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