what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
