took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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