all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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