8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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