I will die if light touches me.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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