She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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