We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
