Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wish you could order shots online.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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