we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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