I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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