Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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