i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
His hands were made for my vagina.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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