Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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