Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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