so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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