I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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