I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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