Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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