Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I'm really busy with my period
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