It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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