How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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