you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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