dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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