Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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