Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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