You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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