I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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