No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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