then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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