is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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