I'm really into asian looking animals
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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