If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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