I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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