the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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