what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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