Little spoons don't ask big questions
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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