I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She bit a glass in half.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just want to make out with him forever
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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