we made out on top of his cat.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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