1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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