love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Actions speak louder than pants.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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