I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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