So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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